Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that. - Rachel Caine
Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners.""And to cleaning," Michael said."Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room? - Rachel Caine
Don't run I never liked fast food - Rachel Caine
Now we're in the middle of a three-sided vampire war. Which would be an awesome video game, but I'm really not interested in playing for real. I like my reset buttons. - Rachel Caine
Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed. - Rachel Caine